I am an underwear model

Wearing Gap underwear makes me feel sexy.

Even when I'm mowing my lawn.

I am a Real Man

I believe that there are two essentials skills that every man should posses. The ability to work with machines and the ability to undress a woman.

This guy can do both. With a pretty badass machine.




I wonder how this ability came about...

"Well boys, we're ahead of schedule and we have nothing to do."
"Hey you! Pretty woman! Let me undress with these gigantic digging claws of DEATH!"

[via Gizmodo]