I am the sound of a Dive into water

The final days of co-op are quickly approaching.

That statement is true but I feel like I have so much work today I'll still be here for another 6 months.

Regardless, I feel compelled to share this article that I have come across about a certain topic that many of us don't mention in our daily lives. Actually, that's not true if you're a man and you just took a HUGE one. I'm sure you've guessed it by now.

That's right.

Poo.

I'll let the article speak for it self, but first, I'll give a small excerpt that I found rather "moving". (see how I made that into a funny?)

"You want to hear what the stool, the poop, sounds like when it hits the water," Oz instructs. "If it sounds like a bombardier, you know, 'plop, plop, plop,' that's not right because it means you're constipated. It means the food is too hard by the time it comes out. It should hit the water like a diver from Acapulco hits the water." Oz makes a "swoosh" sound -- the sound of an Olympian excrement champion.

Poo and your Health

p.s. I hate it when writers put stupid witty jokes relating to the topic in their writing.

I am a Feverish Dream

Of all the common sickness, the fever is probably my most hated sickness. Colds stuff you up and just generally sap all your energy but fevers mess with your head on top of the physical exhaustion.

One of the worst things about a fever is trying to sleep. You're just laying there and tossing turning and then you think, "This fever sucks." After getting to sleep, you have to deal with all those trippy dreams you have when you have a fever.

Although I don't really remember what I was dreaming about, I do remember dreaming about old TV shows I use to watch and somehow interacting with them.

For example,


I'm not sure how he was in my dream, but that damn cute dog was there.



Actually, he was probably fighting these guys.



Go go Power rangers!